Nothing happened to me-I happened.
Ohh-I love it.
Look at all the notes. Look at all the smart people
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
this is from an era long passed
Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”
Omfg
MY TIME HAS COME
so you’d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.
The “fuck you” bouquet.
(Not to scale. Sources: geranium, foxglove, meadowsweet, yellow carnation, orange lillies.)
@cupidsbower wise one, I have a question!
What if the fuck you is the literal translation? (You know, S e x?)
The sex-me-up set
Not to scale. Sources: Hollyhock (fecundity),
Coral Rose (desire), Lime Blossom (sex),
Narcissus (desiring reciprocation).
poems-and-word